Bugs: Not for eating

Welcome to Iron Chef!*

Today's ingredient is...

CICADAS!

(*Translated from the Japanese. -Stan)

?The fact is there are a lot of insects in the food we eat already. There are certain regulations set by the USDA about how many beetles you can have per pound of flour,? Jadin says.

That doesn't make this OK, you crazy bitch! This is eating insects directly! Stop trying to feed me bugs! No! NOOO! AHHHHHHHHHH!

(This has been a re-enactment of what it might be like if someone tried to feed me cicadas. Remember, "Friends don't let friends serve those friends some bugs for eating." And that's one to grow on.)