Apparently I've lost my touch since yesterday, because today it took me five tries (at 6 pesos per attempt) before I finally edged out the factory-set high score of 310,000 (damn you, 'SS2', whoever you are). In my defense, the scope was off by a half-inch and occasionally it jumped to random parts of the screen. I'm still fairly confident at least that nobody in Mexico can beat my score, and most tourists won't ever find that mall.
So, you can rest easy. I am still the Ultimate International Sniper. Huzzah.
Umm, that's all I wanted to say. Not that exciting really. I'd better spice things up: Bush is a fascist. Hah! Mission accomplished.*
*note: this joke is too subtle.
Watch Day of the Jackal for advise on adjusting your scope.