1. Gasoline has gone up in price a bit, to an average of about $2.15. Gonna have to cut back on the ol' turbo boost:
2. In northern Virginia, it's cicadas, cicadas everywhere. The mutantly-named "Brood X" of ugly, big, slow-flying bugs who emerge every 17 years to fly around, mate, and die. While also getting all over everything and making unearthly noises that would make Orson Welles proud. It's a bug hunt, man!
We should nuke 'em from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.
Look, those THINGS destroyed my entire crew in less than 24 hours... and if the colonists have found that ship then there's no telling how many of them have been exposed, okay?
Game over man! GAME OVER!!! We're all gonna DIE!!! Why don't we put HER in charge?!??!
Are the cicadas as bad as the Jacksonville love bugs? God I hate those things.
(They cut off the power? But they're ANIMALS!)
Love bugs stain your car. Cicadas are what happen when you kill the first born son of the chosen people.