It didn't work for Dean and Sammy

By James on June 25, 2004 2:08 PM | 2 Comments

And it's not going to work for this guy:

A drunken man being forced to the ground after crashing his car and punching a cop in the head Thursday pleaded for leniency by claiming to be a Catholic priest, authorities said.

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Andrew F | June 29, 2004 2:04 PM

I just watched Cannonball Run again. Here's another excellent line, from when [the guy who thinks he's] Roger Moore gets in a fight:

"I must warn you -- I'm Roger Moore!"

James F | June 29, 2004 4:11 PM

But... he's not really Roger Moore. He's "Seymour Goldfarb."

Or IS HE?

I'm SO CONFUSED!