If you can navigate the most god-awful site design on the web, you can view the trailer for the upcoming Fatty McFatFat: 2 Tonnes of Funny. Should be hilarious fun for the whole family.
Another hilarious idea I came up with: There should be a show in Vegas called "Just Siegfried!" For the first half-hour, Siegfried would do card tricks or something. Then he'd start crying a whole lot. Hey, it's better than Celine.