Attack of the singly-named directors

We're not the only ones mocking McG. CNN is on board, as you can see in its review of Catwoman:

Doing the right thing and exposing her former company for its evil deeds requires protracted cat fights -- literally -- with Laurel. The director, who goes by Pitof -- presumably to avoid being confused with "Charlie's Angels" director McG -- tries to infuse these brawls with a forced sense of Sapphic tension.

What a disappointment. Halle Berry starring in a Catwoman movie could have sprung out of the James Furdell Fantasy Movie Generator Device (patent pending). But it's quite obviously a piece of shit, thanks to our favorite new auteur, "Pitof."

Do not question the blinding talent of Pitof! Now go fetch Pitof some espresso!