USA Today hired celebrity nutjob Ann Coulter to write a daily opinion column from the Democratic National Convention. Sadly, it was so incomprehensible and unfunny that they decided not to run it.
Brian Gallagher, editor of USA TODAY's editorial page...said the column had "basic weaknesses in clarity and readability that we found unacceptable."
HA HA HA HA HA HAAAAAAA!!!!! Ahem. Coulter, in a statement yesterday, countered:
"USA Today doesn't like my 'tone,' humor, sarcasm, etc., which raises the intriguing question of why they hired me to write for them."
Did she just make an argument, and then shoot it down? Anyway, in USA Today's defense, Coulter's article really does make absolutely no sense. She talks a lot about the "free speech zone," aka "razor-wire lined protest pen," but doesn't seem to understand who it's for, nor the fact that nobody intends to use it.
Apparently, the nuts at the Democratic National Convention are going to be put in cages outside the convention hall.
Ummm, no, Ann, they're putting the people who protest the DNC in the cage -- and even that wasn't mandatory. More confusing is Coulter's narcissistic insistence that Republican women are more attractive than Democrats.
Say what?
Listen, Ann -- and yes, I know you're reading this -- you're way off base. I mean, it's not like I was protesting the war because I don't want to see people die or something. You describe she-Democrats as "corn-fed, no make-up, natural fiber, no-bra needing, sandal-wearing, hirsute, somewhat fragrant hippie chick pie wagons." I don't know what "pie wagon" means, but it sounds great, and I love every single other thing you mentioned. I even looked up "hirsute" just to make sure I like that too. And if "pie wagon" means she's going to bake me a delicious pie, then sign me up! No Republican has ever baked me a pie!!! How do you explain that, Ann Coulter? HMM??
I see....now this pie you speak of....apple was it?
Wow. I always knew she was a lunatic. But was she high when she wrote that? The Japanese version of the insturction manual for my digital camera made more sense.
I'm embarrassed to work at a law firm that once employed this woman. That's right - AC herself was once a slave in this very building. Maybe that's how here sense of reality got so distorted.
i accidentally keep calling her "ann cooter." haha.
ps- she's not even all that pretty! just thin and blonde! blech!
Is it my imagination or was she just calling that column in? I couldn't tell if she'd actually been to the convention or not.
But I do love me some pie. I bet that nice Mrs. Edwards can cook up a mean apple cobbler!
Ann, of course, is only good with rhubarb....
Hirsute? Really? OK