Bad news for people about to go to Vegas...apparently, evidence of Al Qaeda activity in the tourist mecca (hee hee) has been largely ignored in favor of delicious, green money.
Hey, wait a minute -- I'm a people about to go to Vegas! We're all going to die!!!!
Well, maybe not. Casinos are pretty secure, after all. You know...cameras and the like. Best case scenario: due to a horrible terrorist attack, we're heavily comped by casinos that hope to keep our terrified business. Hey, there's a gamble I'm willing to take!
Excalibur? Puh-lease, Osama! That is so ghetto!!
If I don't lose hundreds of dollars gambling this weekend, the terrorists will have won.
Andrew, Can I get a copy of those tourneys too?
My bad. Will do.