Dear Loser Internet-Surfer,
We Furdells are out gambling, drinking, and being debaucherous in America's most over-advertised tourist destination. Please feel free to try one of our links, or perhaps peruse our archives in the interim. May I recommend "6 Panel Movies." Always a joy.
Yours,
Your mother.
No fair that the Furdells get a day and a half headstart on me. Fear Not - I intent to catch up in both the gambling and the drinking categories. If I get out of here what with the hurricanes and all.
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NO fair... BOOOO you all....
Yeah, this 36-hour headstart is crap. I still have three interviews to conduct and two stories to write before I can even THINK about getting to the airport.
But vengance will be mine.
Wait... that word should have been "vodka."
Vodka will be mine.
Not my mom. Somebody's sick and twisted mom.
Tell me about Vegas! Do it... Do it!
Are you still in Vegas?! Damn it. I hate you.