This week, on a very special..."We're All Going to Die!!!!"

Ok, armchair detectives! It's time to put on your goofy hunting cap and light up your pipe, because we've got a mystery on our hands!

They were young adults from America's heartland with a passion for the wild outdoors, backpacking, sailing and camping when they could, working together as counselors at a Christian retreat and dreaming that they would someday open one of their own.

Then, just weeks before their Sept. 11 wedding date, they were killed in their sleep ? perhaps after taking in one last Pacific sunset under the open sky they loved.

They died instantly, each shot in the head as they lay in sleeping bags on a wild shoreline 2,500 miles from their homes and families, Sonoma County authorities said Friday.

No, no, the Sept. 11 wedding date is a red herring. That's just an easy time to book weddings these days. But what's this...camp counselors? Camp counselors in love? Senselessly killed? Ohh, I totally know this one!!!

Hey, wait a second. That's terrible! Jason is completely unstoppable! He'll cut us all to ribbons!! We're all going to die!!!!

Until next time...we're completely doomed!