Andrew's Future Girlfriend Arrested

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Hottest Pussycat Rosario Dawson was arrested yesterday "about a block from the site of the Republican National Convention in Madison Square Garden" after she and a Director You've Never Heard Of refused to leave the road.

When asked by reporters, Dawson refused to comment on whether she plans to have my babies. We will bring you updates as they come in.

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So that's why you wouldn't stop talking about The Adventures of Pluto Nash.

Stupid job. I wish I can get a political arrest under my belt.

I wonder if LiAps would get me out?

I'd leave you in there for a while. Because I think it would make a good story. But eventually I'd get you out.

And Andrew - Rosario Dawson is NOT the hottest Pussycat. I'm not even sure she's second hottest.

Don't even talk to me.

2 words fellas. 4-some.

Problem solved.