Occasionally, I have very funny dreams. I mean, they have set-up that quickly leads to a really good punchline. I'm not that great at crafting elaborate story-jokes when I'm awake, but oh man, when I'm asleep...
Last night was not one of those nights; I had one of those dreams that takes a half-hour to explain properly and that makes no sense. But there was one excellent one-liner in there that I invite you to use in everyday conversation.
The context: some random chick is yelling at me again and again about something really trivial. As an added bonus, I appear to be at some kind of religious function.
The one-liner: "Hey, lady. Why don't I go get my cross and nails, and we can do this thing properly? Huh?"
Not bad. Other Furdells - remember the discussion at the Pinzur wedding about Jesus Playing Poker??? That was funny. I was funny. And I remember that one!
Yep, "I'm all in." That's in the LiAps Hall of Fame.
That's actually one of the funniest things I've ever heard -- it still makes me laugh when I think of it. Also now one of the funniest things I've heard is Casey Kasem referring to Salt n Pepa's "Let's Talk About Sex" as a "song about communication."
Damn! I wish I was that funny in my dreams. Unfortunately, my dreams tend to be very PC. How is everybody? I heard Vegas was a blast!
funny coincidence. i had a dream where i was at a religious function, yelling at some guy for something trivial over and over again, and he said that very same thing to me...then i crucified him.