September 16, 2004

Dream one-liner, come rescue me

Occasionally, I have very funny dreams. I mean, they have set-up that quickly leads to a really good punchline. I'm not that great at crafting elaborate story-jokes when I'm awake, but oh man, when I'm asleep...

Last night was not one of those nights; I had one of those dreams that takes a half-hour to explain properly and that makes no sense. But there was one excellent one-liner in there that I invite you to use in everyday conversation.

The context: some random chick is yelling at me again and again about something really trivial. As an added bonus, I appear to be at some kind of religious function.

The one-liner: "Hey, lady. Why don't I go get my cross and nails, and we can do this thing properly? Huh?"

Andrew - 7:58 AM
Comments

Not bad. Other Furdells - remember the discussion at the Pinzur wedding about Jesus Playing Poker??? That was funny. I was funny. And I remember that one!

LiAps - Sep 16, 2004 - 9:31 AM

Yep, "I'm all in." That's in the LiAps Hall of Fame.

James F - Sep 16, 2004 - 10:37 AM

That's actually one of the funniest things I've ever heard -- it still makes me laugh when I think of it. Also now one of the funniest things I've heard is Casey Kasem referring to Salt n Pepa's "Let's Talk About Sex" as a "song about communication."

Kimberly F - Sep 16, 2004 - 11:56 AM

Damn! I wish I was that funny in my dreams. Unfortunately, my dreams tend to be very PC. How is everybody? I heard Vegas was a blast!

Carrie - Sep 17, 2004 - 5:26 PM

funny coincidence. i had a dream where i was at a religious function, yelling at some guy for something trivial over and over again, and he said that very same thing to me...then i crucified him.

nassim - Sep 17, 2004 - 10:52 PM