Drunken Thoughts that Should Not Be Shared, Part I: Joey

NBC's Friends spinoff Joey would be 100,000,000 times better if, instead of whatever dumbass Smashmouth-sounding themesong they went with, they had chosen Concrete Blonde's 1990 hit Joey. It's early-90s and therefore in perfect nostalgia-territory for Joey's key demographic (i.e. anyone who watched Friends before they became wrinkled fat-bags). It's not too late to correct this oversight, NBC. You have my number.