Republicans, don't let your daughters grow up to be lesbians

Apparently you can add Alan Keyes -- who called homosexuals in general and Mary Cheney specifically selfish hedonists -- can now be added to the list of Republican officials whose daughters are lesbians. Young Maya Keyes evidently had her own website in which she was quite open about being, well...pro-Bush. (I hate that joke.) And yes, I am aware that I am the last person with internet access to find out about all this.

The list Alan Keyes joins includes Dick Cheney of course, but also probably George W. Bush, if you get a few drinks in the twins. Heck, you could probably get them to make out...