Why oh why will nobody bid on the Rocky DVD set that I shouldn't have purchased? Do they know my horrible secret? Savvy bastards!
Recent epiphany: I am no longer a comic book collector. I mean, I still have thousands of comic books meticulously stored and ordered. But I don't think about it nearly as much as my rapidly-growing DVD collection, which is much less shame-inducing. If comics were still exactly like they were in the mid-to-late '80s, I think I'd still be all about them. Or maybe if they went back to calling Captain America a commie smasher.
That's a rhetorical question...right?
Yeah, you probably don't want to be reading ASM these days. Because... Gwen Stacy.
Had kids.
It turns out.
With Norman Osborn.
Yeah. Don't worry about it.
WhaaaAAAAA???
Gwen Stacy had kids with her friend's crazy dad?
Come on! She couldn't have been much older than 20 when Norman threw her off a bridge. And she spent most of her fertile years dating Peter Parker! You gotta be kidding.
You're kidding, right? You're probably kidding.
No longer collecting comics? Come home and clean out your closet!
ha ha ha ha ha! dorks.
sorry, not you betty.
Should you miss the feeling I invite you to meticulously organize and price the half dozen or so longboxes I have lying around Florida.
I had decided to throw them out but then I was recently told that those Desert Storm Trading cards (Complete set!) I have are valuable.