Michael Biehn: TERMINATED

I was going to do a "Who's Show Will Get Cancelled First?" contest between Michael Biehn (Hawaii) and D.B. Sweeney (Life As We Know It). Alas, the fantasy matchup of Terminator slayer Kyle Reese vs. hockey playing figure skater Doug Dorsey will have to be placed on hold, as the much inferior Hawaii has already been put on "indefinite hiatus." (The network can't be bargained with. It can't be reasoned with. It doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And it absolutely will not stop... until you are cancelled.)

The Michael Biehn Fan Club (really!) was unavailable for comment at press time. But Biehn, who also played Corporal Hicks in Aliens, can still take heart in the fact that he helped play a part in the funniest newsgroup posting ever:

From: PD Carter (u3j98@cc.keele.ac.uk)
Subject: Re: Your Favorite Movie Lines...Ever
Newsgroups: rec.arts.movies
Date: 1995-02-07 12:47:35 PST

YiKuong Chen (gt2868a@prism.gatech.edu) wrote:
: "Why don't you put her in charge?" (or any other Hicks line from ALIENS)

Its Hudson sir, he's Hicks

Well played, PD Carter. Ten years ago.