Evil crackpot lunatic Ann Coulter was recently hit by two delicious, creamy custard pies. Said Coulter after the assault: "Oh, a wiseguy eh? Nyahh nyahh -- woo woo woo woo woo woo! You knuckleheads."
Little known Furdell fact: once, my then-roommate bought a cocunut cream pie and then slammed me in the face with it in the parking lot. Just getting hit with a pie wouldn't have been so bad if he hadn't put so much force behind the damned thing.
I'll take pie. And give the points.
This is the perfect chance to take the parfait.