It's official. I heart gangsta rap. James is probably hoping it's just a phase, but I think it's his fault for taking me to all those Redskins games where the players warmed up to Bone Crusher's "Never Scared." (Eastside!) Granted, I don't know what they're talking about half the time. But it's like going to the opera when you don't speak Italian -- you get the gist. In this case, I think the gist is either "I am very angry" or "I like T&A." Or both. Yeah, I think both. At any rate, it's great theater. I love Lil' Jon's disgusting gold teeth and his spewing champagne bottles and his incessant "yeah"-ing; I actually find it sweet when 50 Cent says "I love you like a fat kid loves cake;" and I will forever love Trick Daddy for combining two of my favorite things: rap and Crazy Train.
Don't worry, I'm aware that this doesn't actually make me at all cool.
Don't make you cool? Bi-Atch, you trippin'! How you gon' do me like dat - pizzost on yo' blizzog that I BEEN right about yo' taste in music fo' years, tell the whole wizzorld that you my girl now (metaphizzorically speaking only, James, nizzot to wizzorry) and then say "but I ain't cool?" You know what that mean? By like the trizzansitive prizzoperty or somefin', that mean I ain't cool neither. And we ALL know that's some wack-ass bullshit.
Girl, you lucky you gots me nailed with that whole moose thing from Vegas. Otherwise, I might have to cap yo' ass, dissin' me like that here on the internizzets.
YEAHHHH-UHHH!
Kimberly: I love you.
(Also, my new favorite word: "metaphizzorically.")
Yeah, LiAps, don't think that the Moose thing is the ONLY thing I have you nailed on from Vegas.
Wait, there's MORE ridiculous shit (shiznit) I did that I don't remember?? And you've been holding out on me? Spill it kfree (though not necessarily in this forum).
kfree - in case you haven't read this article, you should. WestSIDE!!!!
http://www.slate.com/id/2109619/