Somehow I've been invited to one of the gazillion Inaugural Balls. First of all, I don't understand why Bush has to be inaugurated again since, you know, he's already president. But also: Huh? Clearly they don't know me at all.
Also, on an only slightly related note, check out this blog.
Oh, kfree, what an opportunity. You should totally go and tear shit up a la LiAps at his Freshman Semi-Formal.
If James is busy, I'll totally be your date. Think of all we could accomplish:
1)Sneaking up on Cheney and screaming "Boo!" Then when he turns around, we could say "Just testing the old ticker Mr. Veep; wanna make sure we really get our 4 more years."
2) I could sidle up to Condi and say "You know, my waiter asked me if I wanted the prime rib or the sea bass, but I told him all I needed to eat tonight was a big old plate o' Rice."
3) You could be my ticket to banging Jenna and exacting revenge on behalf of all the blue voters in the country (would link to my post if I knew how).
Let's do it kfree. I'll even get drunk and do my moose impression for Clarence Thomas.
Note to Pentagon and Justice Department: LiAps is kidding. Sort of.
Whoa...LiAps...that was so disturbing, it was funny.