Happy birthday to my brother, who today celebrates his one zillionth birthday. Whereas just yesterday I was able to have a conversation with him, now it seems like our vast age difference has caused a huge gulf between us. Whereas I retain my youth and all the good looks that go with it, James saves coupons and smells the medicine he takes from boxes that remind him what day of the week it is. But we love him just the same!
Grrr. You whippersnapper.
Happy Birthday James!!
I sent you an e-card earlier today, but I think hallmark maybe broken.
Yea.. you are an old man though :)
My God... someone James' age knows how to use a COMPUTER? And the INTERNET? Wow.
Oh, and by the way... it's Dilido Key, not Dildo Key. Sorry.
Happy birthday, James. And thank you for giving me cause to waste many, many hours on the internet.
Feliz Cumpleanos de Cabo San Lucas James!
Thanks everyone!
I wished you happy birthday on Pinzur's site. Eh, it's the thought, right?
That's Swedish for Happy Birthday here, btw.
OK, since that Florida one was wrong, I replaced it with one of Liaps's favorites: Intercourse, Pa.
Eres el mejor, James. Los cacahuates.