The joy of e-stalking

Hey, I'm not the only one who occasionally googles people I haven't seen in a many years for voyeuristic reasons, right? And by "googles," I mean "looks up on the internet," and not something obscene. Because it just occurs to me that "to google" sounds gross.

Anyway, today is an exciting day for me, as I am 2 for 2 on successful e-stalks. First up, we have Julie Santioni, cute restaurant hostess turned, apparently, pro bono lawyer. Good for you, Julie. But an extra pat on the back for me, for actually finding a photo. I rock!

Next up is Lauren Davis, harp playing hottie that I used to drive to high school. I've been e-stalking Lauren for a while now, so I already knew she had been studying astronomy -- but I had no idea she was an astronomy grad student at UF, and even has her own crappy website! Wow!

So remember, readers: all because I haven't seen you in eight years, doesn't mean I don't know exactly what you're doing right now! In fact, I might be...right behind you! Haha, I'm just kidding. Or am I?