You probably weren't wondering

I was, in fact, not called for jury duty. So my silence this week has nothing to do with the high-profile triple-murder trial that started on Monday in Jacksonville. And, of course, if I was involved in that trial, I certainly couldn't tell you about it. So I could be lying.

Actually I didn't even have to show up; they didn't need my jury group. (Lucky them -- I was planning on instituting a strict "not guilty" policy.) I do have a nice new speeding ticket to show for my efforts, though. And, after about six hours of uninterrupted talk radio, I can say with some authority that liberals want to starve your wife to death next. I thought about it, and...it's true! I want your wife to starve to death. Whoever you are.