April 20, 2005

I can't even Ctrl-V this with a straight face

I had to share with you this description of Bite, a show at the Stratosphere in Las Vegas that The Gang is planning on attending this August.

BITE is an erotic and sensual topless review based on deliciously evil vampires with a simple story line of sin, sex and seduction. The show centers around the Lord Vampire and his search for the perfect female specimen that he will seduce and make the queen of the night. Aiding the Lord is his coven of sultry and nimble dancers, the Erotic Angels of Rock. Their story will be told through the classic rock songs of the 1970?s, 1980?s and 1990?s. Throughout the show, audience members will be chosen to become part of the erotic adventure.

Dear God... every sentence is more hilarious than the last.

James - 3:38 PM
Comments

I intend to bribe whoever I need to in order to ensure that you, James, are chosen to become part of the erotic adventure.

LiAps - Apr 20, 2005 - 3:46 PM

LiAps, do you know James? He'll be picked without any help. That's his thing.

In case he doesn't, I'll help out with any bribes.

Although I think Big Pinz would be less comfortable up there, so I may have to push my bribes over his way.

Pup - Apr 20, 2005 - 6:45 PM

I fart in your general direction.

I do expect, by the way, that the description is going to be much better than the actual show. To wit, here's the description of the one we saw at Luxor a few years ago:

Midnight Fantasy, the provocative adult revue that brings your fantasies to life with the sensual Jennifer Young, the sizzling Midnight Fantasy dancers, comedian Carole Montgomery and featuring the sultry vocals of Stephanie Jordan and the tap dancing sensation Lindell Blake.

As I recall, the comedian was the best part of that performance.

Big Pinz - Apr 21, 2005 - 10:21 AM

Follow up
One of my colleagues - a middle-aged, straight, married woman - saw Bite last week and said it was great. I'm encouraged.

Big Pinz - Apr 21, 2005 - 12:29 PM

Hmm.. I'm now discouraged with Bite after that review by a middle-aged, straight, married woman enjoying it.

Pup - Apr 22, 2005 - 11:42 AM