It is my sad duty to announce the crippling defeat of the Pitts Theology Library "Papal Bulls" by the Pediatrics "Didn't Bother to Think of a Mascot" at this year's Emory staff fest volleyball tournament.

Though the other team was clearly intimidated and/or (mostly or) annoyed by the fact that we had matching t-shirts, they handed us our asses mightily. Lousy child-healing bunch o' rassa frassa...