Another great screwball comedy setup

SAN FRANCISCO (AP)

Six alleged gang members ran a drug den in the apartment of a senile elderly woman, even eating her free senior-citizen meals, police said."

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"The woman, who has since been moved to another home by social workers, once managed the building and befriended the gang several years ago, owner Marino Sandoval said.

"They turned her into one of them ? they literally made her like a gang member," he said.

We'll call it Granny's Posse. I see Dame Judi Dench as the old lady. Call Vince Vaughn and Jeremy Piven. And I'm assuming Rob Schneider. And we're going to need Method Man and Redman, so we can capitalize off the How High DVD sales, which I assume are excellent.