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Fox is re-running episodes last season's Arrested Development in two-hour blocks on Fridays, 8 p.m.-10 p.m. ET, starting this Friday. Set your TiVos now.

I'll wait.

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Not to lay down an ultimatum or anything, but if you're not watching this show, you can't fucking be my friend. I'm sorry I have to draw such a broad stroke in the sand... um... in the cybersand, but it's basically the greatest miracle the world has ever seen that this show was renewed for a third season. Last year it got lower numbers than my blog, I think. So watch it.

Meanwhile: teasers and such are available for the Tenacious D movie. As soon as Andrew gets a break from making his own movie, I'm sure he'll be thrilled to hear this.

I told Andrew he had to try to work the AFLAC duck into his movie, but he refused. Then I suggested he should have the AFLAC duck playing poker with the Geico gecko, Kool-Aid Man, and the Hamburger Helper glove (who narrowly beat out the Arby's oven mitt during the casting phase). But he refused even more. So then I suggested stock footage of some buffalo being scared by nuclear explosions, but again I was rebuffed. So clearly he's never returning my calls again, once this thing he's working on opens wide. No associate producer credit for James!