Another thing you should be watching

...if you're a freak like me, is Wonder Showzen on MTV2.

I... I can't even adequately do it justice. It's a kids show on acid. Almost literally. Here's an article. TiVo it! In a Tivoesque fashion!

Random Hip-Hop Musical Interlude!

Don't you wish your girlfriend was hot like me... Don't you wish your girlfriend was a freak like me... Don'chaaaaaa!

(interlude over)

Seriously. We're talking hella-disturbing-ilarious. Don't watch this show if you're:

a) my parents.

I want you guys to continue to like me and think I'm a decent human being.