...if you're a freak like me, is Wonder Showzen on MTV2.
I... I can't even adequately do it justice. It's a kids show on acid. Almost literally. Here's an article. TiVo it! In a Tivoesque fashion!
Random Hip-Hop Musical Interlude!
Don't you wish your girlfriend was hot like me... Don't you wish your girlfriend was a freak like me... Don'chaaaaaa!
(interlude over)
Seriously. We're talking hella-disturbing-ilarious. Don't watch this show if you're:
a) my parents.
I want you guys to continue to like me and think I'm a decent human being.