But fer chrissakes Andrew - he always had a starched white shirt on. If that doesn't qualify him to run FEMA, what does? Hey, wait a second, think I figured it all out:
"Mr. Brown, Mr. Brown! There's a hurricane about to decimate New Orleans. We need to get people down there right away!"
"Uh, love to help, really, but just had this white shirt starched, and it would get really messed up if I were to wade around in four feet of sludge, bacteria and corpses, so, I'm just gonna go riding on my [Rod Roddy voice] FABULOUS ARABIAN HORSE! Thanks for coming by though."
But fer chrissakes Andrew - he always had a starched white shirt on. If that doesn't qualify him to run FEMA, what does? Hey, wait a second, think I figured it all out:
"Mr. Brown, Mr. Brown! There's a hurricane about to decimate New Orleans. We need to get people down there right away!"
"Uh, love to help, really, but just had this white shirt starched, and it would get really messed up if I were to wade around in four feet of sludge, bacteria and corpses, so, I'm just gonna go riding on my [Rod Roddy voice] FABULOUS ARABIAN HORSE! Thanks for coming by though."
Heee, I hadn't thought about the parallel to The Office.
Yeah, I'm kinda surprised I haven't seen it referenced elsewhere.
You're just ahead of your time in comedy.
To clarify further, his own spokesman later described the job to a reporter as, "more like an intern."