While watching House: drink every time I'm compelled to say, "Oh Dr. House, that crosses into an ethical grey area."
While watching Prison Break: drink every time I'm compelled to say, "Oh dear, this is going to interfere with the PRISON BREAK! (Titular line!)"
Drink anytime a show completes a sad episode/season finale in the traditional fashion: with a Sarah McLachlan song. That list includes Buffy (as a multiple offender), and now Alias, and I even just saw it in Wonderfalls.
Get well soon, me.
Why you gotta be hatin' on Sarah.
I think all shows should end with a Sarah song. I think it's time LOST closed with I will remember you.
Well, I hope you were not drinking as you were reading my spectacular debut on Wonkette. Finally, I was able to show the world just how smart and witty I am, and people all across the world must have been jealous that I live in Washington, D.C, one of the world's great cities. I am so urbane and sophisticated.