God bless us, every blahhhhh.

Being a big Superman fan, I watched Smallville for the first 2.25 seasons or so, until it became too utterly ridiculous even for me. "You're fired," I said to Smallville. That seemed like a long time ago.

And yet, the show is still going. Remember when I hilariously "blogged" about TV series that present Charles Dickens' A Christmas Carol rehashed? I do. Good times. Who could resist modifications on this timeless tale? "Oh look! It's the Ghost of Christmas Beavis!"

Well, the WB (pronounced "Wooob"), which, mind you, already gave us A Roswell Christmas Carol, will air, on Thursday, December the 8th, in the year of our Lord 2005:

509 - LEXMAS

LEX IS VISITED BY THE GHOST OF CHRISTMAS FUTURE - Lex (Michael Rosenbaum) is given an envelope with damaging information that will destroy Jonathan's (John Schneider) life and must decide whether he will use it as it will also bring harm to Clark (Tom Welling) and Martha (Annette O'Toole). Before he can decide what to do, Lex is shot and falls into a coma. He dreams that his mother (Alisen Down) visits him and shows him the life he could lead if he walks away from his father (John Glover) and LuthorCorp. In this alternate life, Lex is happily married to Lana (Kristin Kreuk) with a baby on the way. Meanwhile, Chloe (Allison Mack) asks Clark to use his powers to deliver Christmas presents to needy kids. Erica Durance also stars. Holly Harold wrote the episode directed by Rick Rosenthal.

Knowing what I know about Smallville, this will be the gayest Christmas ever.