Thanks to the generosity of Pinz, LiAps and Pup, I'm now an iPod owner. It's the new video kind, holds 30GB. I've been busy figuring out how to get my American Top 40s on there in a way that makes sense. I already got the Chronicles of Narnia rap, which is one of my favorite things ever.
When you open up the box, there's a sticker on the iPod that says, "Please don't steal music." Ooooooops. Fortunately, when I opened up the box, I did not find raw meat inside. Instead of an iPod. That wouldn't be nearly as impressive looking on the subway. Or monorail.
HAHAHAHA.. Raw meat. That's brillant!
This is why you shouldn't buy anything from Wally World.
Cupcakes anyone?