Now taking even money that Q Jr. is black and/or in a wheelchair.

He's James Bond's favourite nephew!

Oh, apparently that line actually WASN'T in the themesong. The actual line is: "He learned the game from his uncle James." Hmm, and I've been steadfastly insisting my version was right for the last twelve years or so. Live and learn!

"Game" doesn't rhyme with "James."

It must be slant rhyme - they're trying to throw us off or subtly make us uncomfortable with a nuanced literary device.

Wait. How can he be Jr. if he is the Nephew? Man, this smells like the Donald Duck family shenanigans. I'm betting Bond was not paying attention and just had sex with his sister out of habit.

Did anyone imply that Huey, Dewey and Louie were Donald's kids? The only last name they might have in common is Duck, which might be a universal last name in the duck community. (Unlike Mickey Mouse's realtively unknown nephews, Morty and Ferdie, who had a last name: Fieldmouse.)

I was referring to how they have, like, 4 million uncles.