Wow, these people are depressed

Here is a forum for people role-playing as characters from The Virgin Suicides in some kind of alternate universe where they didn't kill themselves in the end. (So, The Virgin Standing Aroundening.)

Your mission: infiltrate, but insist on playing the role of Donnie Darko. Go wherever you want with it. I suggest using your time travel powers to teach the Lisbon girls all about American history.