Ahh, Future Spa. Why must you cause nothing but problems? Our primitive world is clearly not ready for your sexy futuristic ideals. You dared to dream of a world where women aren't afraid to show off their space nipples while jogging with some random sex clone. Now that's some women's lib anyone can get behind! (Yes, the world's a very different place, in 2008!)
Anyway, on to address Tanya's problem. If you were going to go the sign route, and are trying to promote what Planned Parenthood is about, I would be tempted to go with something like this:
PINBALL IS A CONTRACEPTIVE! People who play pinball... don't have sex.
However, the sign may not be necessary; history teaches us that there's already a perfect solution to this problem. Furdell.com devotees will recall that during PAPA 2005, I came across several Italian pinball machines whose backglasses tended to be more racy (read: nipply). One game in particular, Farfalla, featured this ethereal babe:
And I discovered there was an Americanized version, in which the ethereal babe thought better of going the low-cut route and double-checked the back of her ethereal closet to find this tasteful red-and-green sweater:
So there you have it! The answer is: put a sweater on those puppies.
To make the transition easier, feel free to use this cutout.
Print it up, slap it on any of the offending lady parts, and poof... the objectification vanishes completely!
Hope that helps, Tanya. Pay it forward!
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