I'm out sick from work. Usually I'd work through it, but unfortunately the nature of my illness involves me having no voice, which makes directing quite difficult. In fact I'm now only able to communicate via blogging. (Although I've managed to communicate with Julia very effectively by just whistling in the same tonality as how I would've spoken something. It's quite a trick, actually.)
Well, it's that time again: time to let one lucky individual put a movie on my Netflix queue. Our last winner, Susana, chose to make me watch Newsies, a 1992 Disney musical about boys who wear vests. Not cool, Susana.
As I recall, Susana unironically liked this film. However, she was probably twelve when she saw it. It's written, directed, and staged like musical theater, instead of like a musical movie; and, considering Christian Bale is the star, he's shockingly unable to dance or sing. Also apparently someone told the screenwriters late in the game that there needed to be a romantic subplot in there, because they phoned that in big-time. This movie also stars Doogie Howser's friend and Ann-Margaret. The biggest disappointment: apparently Robert Duvall had a stroke that only affected the acting part of his brain. Because, oh man, he sucked.
So, here's how it works: anyone not directly related to me can suggest a movie. It can be completely terrible, or you can go the Susana route and pick a movie that only you could possibly like. It has to be available on Netflix, and it has to be a movie I've never seen. (Sorry, Batman & Robin.) Put it in a "comment" to this here blog entry. I'll pick the winner arbitrarily, and it will go on the very bottom of my Netflix queue. I'll see it in a little over 2 years.
Enjoy!
Wait, wait. I changed my mind:
http://www.netflix.com/MovieDisplay?movieid=70057163&trkid=90529
That first one is actually pretty good.
I know how much you like my recommendations for plum type candies, but here's my suggestion.
http://www.netflix.com/MovieDisplay?movieid=70024103&trkid=189530&strkid=1132938119_0_0
The movie itself is ok, but you gotta watch the extras where they teach you the moves.
Whoa, Joysticks has Joe Don Baker as "Concerned parent Joe Rutter". Sold.
Joysticks reminds me of that racy teen sex comedy about pinball James and I plan to write one day...Extra Ballz.
Sadly, Deadline USA was never released commercially. I have a bootleg VHS of it... great Humphrey Bogart-as-newspaper-editor flick.
Instead, I go with this, partially because I love it, partially because I want to make you watch a four-hour movie that becomes almost unwatchably bad in the last 30 minutes.
http://www.netflix.com/MovieDisplay?movieid=60010331&trkid=189530&strkid=685844705_0_0
Watch Lee Marvin sing about polygamy.
http://www.netflix.com/MovieDisplay?trkid=73&movieid=60010761
Hey, Kimberly and I saw Paint Your Wagon on TCM not too long ago. It defintely has to be seen to be believed. The parody they did on The Simpsons was dead on.
Sorry to once again intrude on your website but thought you might want to know how the "Future Spa" problem worked out. One week before the auction, a bar owner offered to buy it! It found a home where it will be loved and appreciated just as it is and gave Planned Parenthood a nice chunk of money.
I can't tell you how many times I've read your suggests for solving this dilema. Your responses were so hilarious and clever that I've added you to my "people I wish I were friends with."
Anyway, thanks and I'll make sure to pay it forward . . .