Dear Babies the World Over,
Unless you were just born, 4:20 a.m. is not an acceptable time to wake up in the morning. No amount of pooping, shrieking, or smiling adorably will make it so.
With much love (and deep, dark circles under our eyes),
Mommies the World Over
Clearly, he's on eastern time, thinking of his Nana!
4:20? Really, Alex? What a cliche.
Maybe he figures it's so cliche that it's actually hip again. That would be a very Seattle thing.
BONG