A couple of days ago I happened upon a high school chum's illustrated blog (which, of course, puts my old one to shame). It got me thinking of my very favorite artistic medium: the Six Panel Movie. So here's one based on a wonderful little arthouse film I saw recently.
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i have come across this hilarious cartoon. don't mess with texas, son! AMERICA!
http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/0042/0042_01.asp
Yeesh. When I was in middle school, I was minding my own business on the school bus one day, and this cute older girl comes up to me...to talk to me about Jesus. And she gives me a tract...called "The Nerd." It featured a fat little bespectacled kid who was so socially awkward that it made him hate Jesus. I was so angry I couldn't even speak.
"The Nerd." Get it? Get it? Har har har. I think Jack Chick probably has swastika tattoos all over body and his daughter in the basement bearing his kids. Eeeww. Too soon? Someone in school knew I was a Catholic and gave me a tract called "Are Roman Catholics Christians?" I'll spare you the suspense: NO. Whore of Babylon, etc. I laughed, it wasn't "Marmaduke" funny, just stupid. These comics are great reasons not to believe in God.
Well, in her defense Andrew, being unable to speak to cute older girls is an attribute of socially awkward nerds. Were you angry (at jesus) because it wasn’t true, or because it was true? Something to think on.
I was also wearing glasses -- just like the fat kid in the tract!
Would you expect anything less from omnipotence?
"Comeuppance!!!" That's good onomotapoeia.