Did somebody ask for inventive cursing? Well, this isn't it: the Mariners' latest loss finally sent manager John McLaren over the edge.
I think the most compelling argument in favor of firing him is that he sounds like he's using profanity for the first time.
Our 5 o'clock producer, as we ran the tape: "Are we allowed to say ass? Are we allowed to say ass? Oh my god, are we allowed to say pissed off?!"