FOX: Fair and racist

Well, I've been patiently waiting for McCain and/or his supporters to throw their first racist stone. No luck as yet, but FOX news is not disappointing us. Earlier this week, they introduced the phrase "terrorist fist jab" into the lexicon, but yesterday they one-upped themselves by referring to Michelle Obama -- that's Senator Obama's wife of almost 16 years -- as the Senator's "baby mama." Please note that the following exchange is entirely fabricated, but eerily plausible.

FIRST FOX PRODUCER
I need a graphic about how mad liberals get when we smear Michelle Obama.

SECOND FOX PRODUCER
How about "Outraged Liberals: Stop Picking on Obama's Baby Mama!"

FIRST FOX PRODUCER
"Baby Mama"? What does that mean?

SECOND FOX PRODUCER
You know...it means...his wife, but black.

FIRST FOX PRODUCER
Ohhhhh.