Guy at museum to my 18-month-old son: Are you excited for your new brother or sister?
Me: I'm not expecting.
Guy: (Looks horrified.)
Me: Don't worry about it.
Guy: Um ... (shuffles away).
Guy at museum to my 18-month-old son: Are you excited for your new brother or sister?
Me: I'm not expecting.
Guy: (Looks horrified.)
Me: Don't worry about it.
Guy: Um ... (shuffles away).
THAT IS CLASSIC. Wow.
Like college roommate Matt Bernstein often said: that's what happens when people don't watch enough sitcoms.