The problem with ABC's reality show Wife Swap, in which two familes trade matriarchs and house rules, is that from the title you'd think that this was a very sexy show, but in fact it's just depressing.
I'd like to pitch to you, the Internet, a new reality show. It's called...Key Party. Contestants are forced to party and interact with each other and be real, every day! At the end, each of them pick a key. Most of them don't work -- but one of them opens the tiger cage, and the mauled contestant is ejected from the show. Key Party, coming this March on ABC!
This is actually in development at Fox. It was based on a YouTube series.