Hopefully the space station node will last longer than the series

NASA wants you to vote on the name of its new space station node, which will provide storage for a lot of life support systems and a bunch of windows for a really super view.

They want Node 3 to fit the theme of the first two nodes, "Unity" and "Harmony." (The theme is, of course, "New Age Bullshit.")

...oh, and one of the four options you can vote for is Serenity, which just happens to be the ship from a certain very fondly-remembered cult-favorite TV series that was canceled WAY BEFORE ITS TIME ARGH. You'll be happy to know that, with 83% of the vote, Serenity has a commanding lead.

Of course, Star Trek got a whole stinking shuttle, but we're not ones to split hairs. Rassa frassum...

The problem with Wife Swap

The problem with ABC's reality show Wife Swap, in which two familes trade matriarchs and house rules, is that from the title you'd think that this was a very sexy show, but in fact it's just depressing.

I'd like to pitch to you, the Internet, a new reality show. It's called...Key Party. Contestants are forced to party and interact with each other and be real, every day! At the end, each of them pick a key. Most of them don't work -- but one of them opens the tiger cage, and the mauled contestant is ejected from the show. Key Party, coming this March on ABC!