Now taking even money that Q Jr. is black and/or in a wheelchair.
Posted by RM at January 23, 2006 7:20 PMHe's James Bond's favourite nephew!
Oh, apparently that line actually WASN'T in the themesong. The actual line is: "He learned the game from his uncle James." Hmm, and I've been steadfastly insisting my version was right for the last twelve years or so. Live and learn!
Posted by Andrew F at January 24, 2006 6:22 AM"Game" doesn't rhyme with "James."
It must be slant rhyme - they're trying to throw us off or subtly make us uncomfortable with a nuanced literary device.
Posted by Big Pinz at January 24, 2006 10:42 AMWait. How can he be Jr. if he is the Nephew? Man, this smells like the Donald Duck family shenanigans. I'm betting Bond was not paying attention and just had sex with his sister out of habit.
Posted by RM at January 24, 2006 12:33 PMDid anyone imply that Huey, Dewey and Louie were Donald's kids? The only last name they might have in common is Duck, which might be a universal last name in the duck community. (Unlike Mickey Mouse's realtively unknown nephews, Morty and Ferdie, who had a last name: Fieldmouse.)
Posted by Big Pinz at January 25, 2006 1:53 PMI was referring to how they have, like, 4 million uncles.
Posted by RM at January 25, 2006 6:54 PM