Not only is Lorenzo a twink, the girls act like demented animals. How "high class" is Erica, the socialite with spoiled brat tattooed on her forehead? She thinks people dislike her because she's rich! Lisa, the Portlander with Valley Girl speech patterns, has a timeline for marriage and child-bearing. And what about the Texan, Desiree, who called Lorenzo "baby" the first time she met him. Come to think of it, maybe they all deserve each other!

I think the next time I produce my own romantically themed reality show, it'll take place in the old Roman Colliseum. Instead of going on dates, the girls can duke it out Gladiator style. Then at least we could see that BRAT Erica get dirt kicked in her face.

Yikes, that's actually kinda harsh. But lets face it, girl-fighting is funny.

Girl Fighting: Funny? Sometimes. Hot? Almost always.