Joke told.
Nerve touched.
Wow.

Dude you have no idea what a sensitive issue this is for me. Every time you or anyone else makes a joke on this site suggesting that I'm unwilling to commit to my relationship, that gets used against me. Believe me, it happens every time. I don't want you to think that I can't take a joke, but I really have no choice but to defend myself here.

Dude, if it makes you feel better, it's looking like I'll never get married either. I only attribute a sliver of it to the gays. But that's a story you can hear in Vegas. I suggest you not ask while we're at the gun store.

you're going to the vegas?

I'm sure the traditional anticipatory Vegas posts are coming soon.

i was at a bar the other day and this drunk was going on and on about how gay people could get married here, but he has to wear a bike helmet. he was extremely upset about it. i think he told the people i was a talking to to "fuck off."

Yup, this tidbit added no value to this conversation. Aaaahhh.